You're in a strange and exotic foreign land when the most gorgeous woman you've ever seen walks into the room.  Being the male god that you are you quickly collect yourself, suavely pick up your drink and make your way over only to discover that the only word of English this goddess understands is "Baywatch." 
 
For years this used to drive me nuts.  So, one foreign nation at time, I began collecting pick up lines in non-English languages.  These have been invaluable for me to break the ice with foreign women.  Now that I am older and married, I have decided to share some of these gems with the rest of the world.
 
To hear a pick up line from a foreign land simply click on one of the red squares on the map above and you will hear it twice in the native language, and then once in English.  Try to stay out of trouble. ;-)