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DISCLAIMER |
Make certain that you read and fully comprehend the following before participating in the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Eating Championship: |
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This is a really stupid idea, and
no-one should ever take part in it for any reason. |
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Absolutely nobody within the Hershey Company condones or endorses the
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Eating Championship in any way, and that fine organization should not be expected to be held liable for any of the
negative side effects that are VERY LIKELY going to arise
from participating in this challenge. |
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The Commissioner has no
control over who decides to participate in the
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Eating Championship and that fine individual should also not
be expected to be held liable for any of the negative side
effects that are VERY LIKELY going to arise
from participating in this challenge. |
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Any potential participant
should be aware that eating excessive amounts of ANY
delicious and wholesome confection, such as a Reese's Peanut
Butter Cup, will likely result in nausea, possible vomiting, deep
regret for participation and possibly Death. |
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This is a really stupid idea, and
no-one should ever take part in it for any reason. |
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