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Question: |
Why is the Peanut Butter & Milk Chocolate
Cup the only allowed version? |
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Answer: |
After a great deal of deliberation, the decision was
made to restrict the Peanut Butter Cup varieties so that there cannot be any
apples to oranges
challenges made after a Champion establishes a new record. |
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Question: |
Can I blend the cups up and
drink them? |
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Answer: |
If Barry
Bonds has taught us anything, it should be that respect for
the game is infinitely more important than winning the game.
For this reason, all cups must be eaten in the state in
which they emerge from their packaging. However, you
may remove them from their packaging prior to beginning the
Challenge, as long as they remain intact. |
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Question: |
If I eat more than 50% of one
cup, does that count? |
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Answer: |
Only
cups that have been 100% eaten within the 20 minute
competition window will count. Any partially eaten
cups will be disqualified from the final count. |
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Question: |
This seems like a great idea,
should I take part in this? |
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Answer: |
NO!
This is a dumb idea, and no-one should ever take part in it.
Participation will likely result in nausea, vomiting, deep
personal regret for taking part, and potentially Death.
(Not necessarily in that order) |
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Question: |
Would you please tell us some anecdotal facts about
the Commissioner? |
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Answer: |
His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.He once assaulted Paris Hilton with a Trident.on every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.He did all the makeup and set design for all of
the "Planet of the Apes" movies.When it is raining, it is because he is sad.His shirts never wrinkle.He is left-handed. And right-handed.Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there anyway.He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.You can see his charisma from space.He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.If a monument were to be built in his honor, Mt.
Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
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